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Deliberately taken from Rue89 who themselves referred to The Drink Business.
Last time I had an opportunity to drink some Champagne was in a Dalston bunker for James Batley’s Kneel Through The Dark film screening. For some uncoordinated reasons, I kicked my glass as soon as I placed it in between drops of rain on the un-flat floor... and never managed to know whether it was a Veuve Clicquot or a Moët & Chandon. I wouldn’t drink less than that. Smoking opium along is a must. I had morning sessions when mornings were just a prolongation of a day...
So, la Kate has had her left breast cast for us mortal commons people to enjoy our lips on a glass!
As a semi expert (well, am French and know my Champagne from my Crémant), I wouldn’t drink Champagne in a Kate coupe coz the bubbles evaporate quickly. Le Monde scientific blogger can’t agree more with me on that one. I say, if you really need to drink in a coupe bustier, pop an olive and fill it with Martini! – Talking Martini reminds me of Shane MacGowan at a Nick Cave gig in Shepherd’s Bush. He jumped on the bar counter and borrowed a bottle... he didn’t bother with a glass though, straight from the neck!
Le Figaro applauds my paternal family from Cristal d’Arques – I have disinherited myself from my family... I can’t stand their “design” – for its design... I say, you really need to be thirsty to drink in those shite pretentious glasses.
Libération sort of says it’s a Freudian / Oedipal issue: Sigmund great granddaughter Jane McAdam Freud titillated la Moss’s breasts.
Mediapart that has great flair, taped la Moss chatting with her agent who got 10% of her £500 000 deal. I mean... who would get out of bed for less!
Valeurs actuelles (never heard of that duck) is outraged that the beasty breast is not only from across the pond from the cheesy country but also happens to be impregnated with cocaine... What a chalice!
Slate.fr, surely some bloodthirsty feminists, says it can’t be a perfect reproduction... when Vice.fr talk about Doherty’s dick!
Babylondonorbital says “get a long dick, mould it and that’s it!” Proper cup.
Original article: http://blogs.rue89.nouvelobs.com/no-wine-is-innocent/2014/08/21/une-coupe-de-champagne-moulee-dapres-le-sein-de-kate-moss-et-rien-sur-le-gorafi-233358
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